The Not-So-Young and the Dim

If my life was a soap opera that would be the title.

So have you ever been so tired that after you laid down on the floor to read your kid a book you did not get up and then realized that you ended up taking a seven minute power nap and you now have carpet marks on your face and drool all over your kid's Blue's Clues book so that Magenta ends up looking like a former Russian head of state? No? Oh, me either then.

And a little heads up for all you microwave chefs out there: if you buy Trader Joe's yummy BBQ pork, when the directions read to poke holes in the package they mean "take the little clear package out of the store packaging and poke holes in the clear one and not the store packaging you nimrod." Clearly I am one of those people who need directions like "Do not use hair dryer in the shower" and "Do Not Eat Toner." At least until I start getting more sleep.